One of the most dismal terms becoming de rigeuer is, “end of.” It is the worst excess of a dictatorial mind. It is intended to close all argument and debate as if by saying it,
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Little Editorial – Issue 32
Now, where was I? Ah, yes… In a world so finely hued that sixteen million colours, at least, are required to render it on a computer screen, how unimaginatively dreary it is to reduce pivotal
Read moreFifth Column – Everything’s Fine – Issue 32
Do you remember that line in that famous song: ’They’re in love with money and I feel fined’? Well, the same mop top quartet had a number that said money can’t buy you love, and
Read morePOLITICAL CARTOON – Napoleon – Issue 32
”HE’S NAPOLEON!” “NO, HE’S NAPOLEON!!” “NO, HE’S NAPOLEON!!!” “NO, HE’S NAPOLEON!!!” “NO, HE’S NAPOLEON!!!!” “NO, HE’S NAPOLEON!!!!!” “NO, HE’S NAPOLEON!!!!!!” “NO, HE’S NAPOLEON!!!!!!” “NO, HE’S NAPOLEON!!!!!” “NO, HE’S NAPOLEON!!!!” “NO, HE’S NAPOLEON!!!” “NO, HE’S NAPOLEON!!”
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Short Story – A Timely Tale – Issue 32
Freddie liked to be on time, and the term liked is used in a loose, casual way to understate what was actually an obsession with punctuality. Freddie had cried at his own birth simply because
Read morePOLITICAL CARTOON – Historical – Issue 32
THE REFERENDUM FROM THE POINT OF VIEW OF THE REMAIN CAMPAIGN THE REFERENDUM FROM THE POINT OF VIEW OF THE LEAVE CAMPAIGN
Read moreNews Real 10 – Issue 32
HOT LICKS Dave Remorse, recognised as one of the world’s leading air-guitarists was tragically electrocuted at this last gig. He made the mistake of playing in an electrical storm. In the last bars of his
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News Real 9 – Issue 32
NOT IN THE PINK Ellen Highwater is seeking compensation from her employer when she was sacked for having prawn on her computer. As an avid seafood enthusiast, Ellen was wont to peruse pictures of the
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