“Ta-da,” Simon gave a fanfare as he displayed his watch to Michelle. “Ah! So that’s what it was. The famous timepiece,” said Michelle. “Famous?” “Yeah. They give them to staff whose error rates are negligible,
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Fifth Column – Issue 12.1
HOLLOW WEANING We are at a time when, as passive eclectic populace we half-arsedly celebrate a day or night when legend has it that the thin membrane between the living and dead is breached. How
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“Do ya remember when we met?” “Yeah, when you dropped that fork into me foot; it was love at first fist fight.” Mrs B. Leach of number 12a was seen running out and crying, “he’s
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They’ve said it – written it on a previously blank piece of paper, so we can assume they meant it – Now, what can we glean from these pearls of wisdom? THIS ISSUE: (IRON MAN)
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SPOOKY BUSINESS OR JUST FUNNY? Mr Thomas Thom has appeared in the top ten of the world’s richest men alive, even though he is actually dead. The actuarial anomaly happened due to the diligence and
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MUSIC & STAGE The new musical OUT ON MY EAR does the rounds to sell-out audiences. Crowds were titillated by many rau-cous and crassly populist tunes. The last and most bowel-moving ditty that has the
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“But on the other hand, let’s look at the issues of dependency, where we’ve trapped people in poverty through the extent of welfare that they have,” then in the same outpouring without irony or sense
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A child ran into the house excitedly and declared, “A four-leaf clover.” The child’s parent saw the piece of flora and announced, “You dolt, it’s just watercress.” The child, welling up with tears, defiantly said,
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Tall Story (part six) – Issue 12.1
The letterbox snapped shut as half a dozen items of mail hit Audrey and Richard’s doormat causing a flurry of dust to rise into the sunlight beaming through the frosted door window. It was a
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