JESUEIT CHURCH OF RECONSTITUTED MAMMON THEOLOGICAL CONTENTION LAWYERS “NO WIN, NO FORGIVENESS” Are you intolerant over over-intolerance? Instead of debate, let us crucify your opponent through tortuous, expensive legal process. Let us, through
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News Real 3 – Issue 32
RANDOM NEWS Weather or No? The recent autumnal skies have resulted in an increase in crisp bread sales, a body of lesser-known scientists have revealed. All manner of the light and healthy eating biscuits are
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NEWS FROM FAERYLAND Aloysius Fox, the new minister for sinister duplicity, has informed a Mr George Chicken that a vote to stick with the house-builders who use straw is the best thing for any continuation
Read moreMiscellany – Issue 32
MODERN ADVICE Exclusive excepts from the best-selling SELF HELP: The definitive Tome. Chapter thirteen: Clutching At Your Own Straws. The chapter provides in-depth analysis and advice on how to choose that liberating long straw and
Read moreMerchandise – Issue 32
All t-shirts available in politically loaded sizes: M(arx); L(enin); XL(uxembourg) ——————————————————————— Mug available in numerous sizes: Miniscule; smallish; swilling; near bath-size; implausibly humungous; Lagoon; Oceanic; Peninsula and Galactic. Also available in many colours, including: White;
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WHERE ARE THEY NOW? THIS MONTH: This month? NERVES OF STEEL A very wealthy fellow of privilege has defied the odds and visited the wreckage of the UK steel industry. The well-to-do gent has shown
Read moreHumanly Sports Pages – Issue 32
PLAYING FOOTSIE There was an unusual incident in the recent franchise tussle between Rich plc United and Even Richer plc City. In the sixty-ninth minute, the City striker, Gibrhail Gatsby was vomited on by Mikhail
Read moreCover Story – .com Into The Garden,.org – Issue 31
It was a new year, the weather was beautifully temperate and the Tories hadn’t recommended crucifying the unemployed, however… This little esoteric mag was floating along with decent audience figures and a number of contributing
Read moreLittle Editorial – Issue 31
“Time, it doth wither the heartiest of blooms; But the branch it doth remain; To wait for Time itself to yearn; For to see its blooms again.” Hodgson, 2016. When writing any history of human
Read moreFifth Column – Customer or Citizen? – Issue 31
Is citizenship merely an ideal? Are our expectations too high in an age where we are more and more impressed by artificial intelligence? Is the historical and current dismal transition from citizen to customer just
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