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I.B.S

Irritable Banking Syndrome

IMPLY

Deception perpetrated by an elf.

INCAPABILITY

Lack of superhero powers.

INCAPACITY BENEFIT

a) Inca buzzer (in predictive text).
b) The art of staying still without any desire for money.
c) Poorly paid productivity hiatus. (see JobSeeker’s Allowance.)

INDELIBLE THINK

Permanent psychological scarring, the result of being duped by a wide-boy.

INFANTICIDE

A lie or lies introduced into a community to prevent the growth and spread of the truth.

INTROSPECTION

Musicologist’s tendency to study the first bars of songs so as to improve their chances of winning pub quizzes.

INTUITION

a) Pedagogic instruction on entering a place, thing or person.

b) Advice on physical geographical relocation.

c) (Slang.) Term for “Don’t be out, be in.” A street term for non-conformity.

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