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DEBATE

Embarrassing Punch & Judy type gainsaying, most often found in places with red, and green seats.

DEERSTALKER

a) A well-loved hat suddenly rejected because of unwanted attention.
b) A letter explaining a sudden break up between friends, acquaintances and/or lovers.

DENSITY

Site of extreme poverty.

DEPTH CHARGE

a) Tax levied on mooring submarines; usually measured by the fathom.

b) A small charge made on thespians and philosophers in their canteens.

DEVOTEE

Keen follower of fashions in beards.

DICTION

a) (Inf.) Repelling of a person called Richard.
b) (Military) Urging a person called Richard to an upright position.
c) Exclamation when a person called Richard excels.

DIKILEAKS

a) A socially compromising medical condition.
b) An incontinent neck-tie.
c) A codename for a supergrass called Richard.

DIKIWEEKS

(coll.) A very difficult period of time when things don’t go to plan, usually observed online in public.

DILDO

Extinct Australian bird that died out due to its predators hearing its constant buzzing.

DISSENTRY

The disease of rebellion. Usually contracted in drip-down political systems of profound inequality.

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