News Real 7 – Issue 31

NEWS HEADLINES FOLLOWING A HISTORIC POLITICAL COCK-UP

  • STILL ONLY 30P – The Usnem
  • BEST TABLOID OF THE YEAR – Daily Tale
  • STILL NO 1 FOR APOLOGETIC ADDENDA – The Bardean
  • STILL STAID AFTER ALL THESE YEARS – The Thames
  • FREE NEWS INSIDE – The Rorrim
  • MONEY, MONEY, MONEY – The Fing Tea Times

POLITENESS OF POLITICS

“I would like to offer a warm welcome to the Right Honourable Lady in her first PMQ.”

“Thank you for the Right Honourable gentleman for the kind welcome to PMQ”

“Yeaheaheaheahaeheagh”

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