Subvertisement – Moron Marketing – Issue 25

MORON MARKETING sports agency

(making village idiots into millionaires since yesterday)

WE DON’T LET ANY OF OUR CLIENTS SPEAK IN ADVERTS

ANY DIALOGUE IS DUBBED SO THEY DON’T HAVE TO EVEN THINK OF TALKING

RECOMMENDATIONS BY CURRENT AND PREVIOUS CLIENTS (voiced and worded by their mothers): “Obviously, they take 110%.” and “Eh, I done gud.”

Cliff Makesamillion, CEO says: ”We make stupid money, fast!”