Subvertisement – Issue 24

IMPERIAL LEISURE

The soft soap that produces seductive, palliative suds to alleviate the suffering of the terminally unemployable.

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Produces so much foam, you’ll not be able to see your dulled genitals.

You’ll not even notice that only the underside of your breadwinning manhood is partially covered by the water.

No more scouring of the scrotum with coal tar.

ECONOMIC EMASCULATION NEVER FELT SO LOVELY