Subvertisement 2 – Issue 24

GREYHOUND plc

WE ARE THE FASTEST AGENCY IN THE WESTERN WORLD

YOU’LL BE FAST OUT OF THE BENEFITS TRAP WITH OUR HELP

WE HAVE A TEAM OF ANIMAL TRAINERS WHO CAN USE THE PHONE ON YOUR BEHALF TO CATCH THAT JUGGED HARE OF A JOB BEFORE OTHER DOGS* HAVE FINISHED LICKING THEIR STAMPS

*DOGGED OCCUPATIONAL GENERIC SERVICES – AN ACRONYM USED BY PRIVATE EMPLOYMENT AGENCIES TO DESCRIBE ANY OTHER JOBS AGENCY AND THE PUBLIC JOB CENTRE AS A DEROGATORY EPITHET