Short (er) Story

SHIVER ME TIMBRE
Roger:
"If you thought the cold war was bad... You should have seen the   sub-zero war between the Alaskans and the Eskimos. It was brutal!"

Simon:
"What happened?"

Roger:
"Oh it was terrible. It started when the Alaskan children accused  the Eskimos of ice picking on them. Of course the Eskimos claimed  there wasn't a snowball's chance of that. It eventually escalated  until thousands of guys got iced, many of the eskimos had their    noses rubbed in it. It almost turned into an all-out bloodbath, butthey decided it was too cold and they were short on towels. After  what felt like an ice age of fighting they tried to have a cease   fire.... But nobody could find any matches!"

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