SHIVER ME TIMBRE
Roger: "If you thought the cold war was bad... You should have seen the sub-zero war between the Alaskans and the Eskimos. It was brutal!" Simon: "What happened?" Roger: "Oh it was terrible. It started when the Alaskan children accused the Eskimos of ice picking on them. Of course the Eskimos claimed there wasn't a snowball's chance of that. It eventually escalated until thousands of guys got iced, many of the eskimos had their noses rubbed in it. It almost turned into an all-out bloodbath, butthey decided it was too cold and they were short on towels. After what felt like an ice age of fighting they tried to have a cease fire.... But nobody could find any matches!"