US ELECTION TV THEATRE
Fox Network TV is to host the next presidential debate. The network claimed the coup over its competitors by outbidding the likes of CBS and CNN much to the surprise of the whole of Arkansas. However, there are rumours that the other networks dropped out when they saw the basis on which the debate would take place. Each nominee will control his/her Bunraku doll that will dance and fold legislative papers into nice shapes. The final challenge will be to fold the Gettysburg address more than the mathematically established limit of 7 or 8.
After this theatrical debate, the participants will play the new craze sweeping the country, Dysfunctional Families. The losers will get the floor so that they can fully explain their rhetoric so that the audience can get the chance to understand just what their campaigns are based on other than obscene wealth.