JOB DIVINATION ROD
Works* anywhere, anytime.
No more pleasurable but ultimately impractical morning erections,
Let your rod do the job.
Works on world atlases, Ordnance Survey charts, local newspapers and even on small ads in shop windows.
You can even hover it over the mouth of a friend to
divine whether the job offer they’re making is genuine or a ruse to amuse you as you fall into destitution.
(Approved by the US business arm of Job Center Plusplusplusplusplus)
*Does not find you a second or third job. To be used only on prescription by the legitimately, government approved unemployed.