News Real – Issue 12.1

Ossi Fye has been refused treatment following what analysts are calling a ridiculous piece of self neglect.
Mr Fye, a now defunct Heavy Metal Rock frontman, caught a screen disease when he rubbed a rabid foot on stage at a reincarnation type gig in Evesham. The has-been was quoted as saying, “It was just about luck as I thought it was a rabbit’s foot; after years of being so close to the amps my hearing’s not as good as it should be.”
A private medical firm have accepted Mr Fye on seeing the size of his wallet.

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