A child ran into the house excitedly and declared, “A four-leaf clover.”
The child’s parent saw the piece of flora and announced, “You dolt, it’s just watercress.”
The child, welling up with tears, defiantly said, “I imagine we can put it in our salad sandwiches, then.”
The parent appeared not to understand.
Lord Summatannothing has tried to get a hearing for his new bill to introduce the pilot scheme for the first clairvoyant call centre.
He claims that the costs will be minimal and it will tap into what’s become known as the transparent pound. The bill should get its first hearing soon.