News Real – Issue 9

TIDDLY BITS
An extract from the NEW TESTIMONIAL BOOK OF JOBS:
THOU SHALL NOT QUESTION THY EMPLOYER
THOU SHALL NOT PUT THY HUMANITY BEFORE PROFIT
THOU SHALL NOT COVET THY EMPLOYERS’ CHOICE TO CHANGE
TERMS AND CONDITIONS
THOU SHALL NOT HAVE RECOURSE TO YOUR COMMUNICATION SKILLS
THOU SHALL NOT WORSHIP FALSE IDYLLS
THOU SHALL NOT THRILL
THOU SHALL NOT QUESTION THE VALUE OF ANYTHING (ONLY THE COST)
THOU SHALL HONOUR THY LORD AND MASTER
THOU SHALL ACCEPT THY FATE AND SMILE AT CHANGE
THOU SHALL RESIGN THYSELF TO WAGE FREEZES AS LOGICALLY INEVITABLE

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