News Bites (Issue 4)

PENSIONS ADVICE:
1) Light the blue touch paper and retire, watch your money go up in smoke and ‘fill the sky with Standard Equities’.
2) Think of a number and watch the little white ball.
3) Cross your fingers, close your eyes tight and wish!

From SABOTEUR WEEKLY:
Find the works and liberally distribute
the spanner(s).

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