We’re Glad They Said That (Issue 2)

A famous football manager: “Our players are 13% fitter than they were four years ago.”

Car advertisement: ‘Metallic paint and wheels optional extras’.

Wife of a dictator: “I’ve been accused of having 2000 pairs of shoes. In fact I have 1060.”

Political commentator: “It (a Trident missile) will mature the global sustainment solution.”

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